Best E-mails I Ever Had

Something to laugh....

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Thursday, November 10, 2011 1 comments

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur girl friend's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
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100% Attendance... :-P

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

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Sent By Gimeshika De Silva

Life

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Wednesday, November 2, 2011 0 comments

Move On

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Sunday, October 2, 2011 0 comments

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again"

'Forget the past & move on' …!!!!

A Wise Father's, Letter to His Son

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Saturday, September 24, 2011 0 comments

Beautiful letter written by a father to his son

Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster/
Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or
old, children or parents.! This applies to daughters too. All parents can
use this in their teachings to their children.

Dear son ,

I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons

1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable; nobody knows how long he
lives. Some words are better said early.

2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.
3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could
save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches.

Remember the following as you go through life

1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the
responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I. To those who
are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have
to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person
is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be
careful, don't hastily regard him as a real friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess.
Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life
when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/who you
love most.

3.Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find
that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you
enjoy life.

4.Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time
and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient,
time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty
and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out
of love.

5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does
not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! Whatever knowledge
you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from rags to riches, but one has
to start from some rags!

6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither
would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a
supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you
want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or
poor.

7.You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good
to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you don't
understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.

8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any prize.
That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard! There is no free
lunch!

9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have
together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.

Regards,

Your Dad

Nice lesson for life

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Saturday, September 3, 2011 0 comments

Loveology

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Tuesday, August 30, 2011 0 comments

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Laugh a bit.....

Posted by Hishan de Silva On Sunday, July 31, 2011 0 comments

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name,
Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier's Spoken English"

.. Njoy .............with his........... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"

# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here).

# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and under-stand the tree...
Three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ......(?)

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus.

# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
"Both of u three get out of the class."
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal. especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no ....
U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "

VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don ' t forget your English!

Sent by :

Heshan Dharmasena

SLIIT (UG)

BSc.IT [Computer Systems & Networking]