Best E-mails I Ever Had

Super message for the season..!!




So strange…………
Rs 20 looks so big amount wen ul have 2 give tat 2 a poor
But looks small wen ur giving it as a tip in HOTEL

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Praying to god for 3 min looks hard
But 3 hrs of movie is ok for us
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After whole day of hardwork , we have no prob 2 go 2 gym
But doing house work and helping mom looks tired
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V wait for 1 ful yr for valentines day
But wen do mother’s day come v never know
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One couldn’t give a piece of bread 2 the child in the picture above
But this painting where he looks sad was sold for lakhs of rs
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2 fwd this msg v wil think but 2 fwd jokes v never think



VERY STRANGE…………………………………………………………….

If you marry one woman

If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life

Never laugh at your wife's choices

Never laugh at your wife's choices You are one of them Never be proud of your choices Your wife is one of them

A guy sitting with his girlfriend

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."

As per research

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:     Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!
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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'   
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand. 
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :      No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!



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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. David Bissonette

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Sacha Guitry

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. RICARDO

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" Dumas

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Sigmund Freud

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' Anonymous

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.' Sam Kinison

'I've had bad luck with both my wives.. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' James Holt McGavra

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Patrick Murra

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... Nash

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Henny Youngman

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Rodney Dangerfield

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' Anonymous

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac. 

Love is losing your appetite.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".