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Kids Are Quick

Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..

MARIA:
    Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your maths multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:        
You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER:  No, that's wrong

GLENN:      
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:  What are you talking about?

DONALD:    
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN:        
Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'

MILLIE:          I is..

TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE:          All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
   
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
 
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:      
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE :      
No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!

LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!




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Sent by Mathesha Fernando

Yahalu-Yeheli

1. ගමනක් යන්න ලෑස්ති වෙනකොට කෙල්ලන්ට අඳින්න හරියන ඇඳුමක් නෑ. රැක් පිටින්, අල්මාරි පිටින් ගොඩගහලා තියෙන ඇඳුම් ගැන අහන්න එපා කෙල්ලගෙන්. එහෙම ඇහුවොත් කියාවි ඔයාට ඕව තේරෙන්නේ නෑ කියලා 

2. කෙල්ලෝ අඬන්න හරිම දක්ෂයි, ඒ වුණාට එයාල අඬන්නෙ කවුරුහරි එයාල අඬන බව අහගෙන ඉන්නවා නම් විතරයි, තනියම ඉන්නවා නම් කෙල්ලෝ අඬන්නේ නෑ 

3. කෙල්ලෝ කෘමියන්ට බයයි, චණ්ඩිම කෙල්ලෙක්ට වුනත් මකුළුවෙක් හරි කැරපොත්තෙක් හරි ආවාහම කොල්ලෙක්ව ඕනේ වෙනවා ඌව පන්නාගන්න

4. කෙල්ලෝ toilet යන්නෙත් කණ්ඩායම් විදියට. එහෙම කරන්නේ ඒක ඇතුලෙදිත් එයාලට කයිවාරු ගහන්න පුළුවන් නිසා. කොල්ලෝ කවදාවත් කියන්නේ නෑනෙ "මචං අපි දෙන්නා toilet ගිහින් එන්න යමුද ?" කියලා

5. ජීවිතේට දැකලාවත් නැති කෙල්ලෝ දෙන්නෙක් toilet එකට ගියාම ඒ දෙන්නෙ ජීවිත කාලෙම දන්න යාලුවෝ දෙන්නෙක් වගේ එළියට එන්න ඉඩ තියෙනවා. ඒ කෙල්ලන්ගේ හැටි 

6. කෙල්ලන්ට තේරෙන්නේ නෑ කොල්ලෝ සෙල්ලම් බඩුවලට කැමති ඇයි කියලා, ඒ වුණත් කෙල්ලෝ දන්නේ නෑ කෙල්ලන්ට on/off ස්විච් එකක් තිබ්බනම් කොල්ලන්ට සෙල්ලම් බඩු ඕනේ නෑ කියලා

7. කෙල්ලෝ ෂැම්පූ ජාති තුනක්වත් සහ කන්ඩිෂනර් ජාති 2ක් විතර නාන්න ගියහම පාවිච්චි කරනවා, කෙල්ලෙක් නාල ඉවර වුනාට පස්සෙ බාත් රූම් එක පුරාම ඝර්ම කලාපීය වැසි වනාන්තරයක් වගේ සුවඳ ගහනවා, ඇයි ඉතින් ගාන ඔක්කොම දේවල් හර්බල් නේ

8. සාමාන්‍යයෙන් කෙල්ලන්ට පඩි ගෙවන්නේ කොල්ලන්ට වඩා අඩුවෙන්, ඒ වුණත් ඒක් තැනකදී ඒක වෙනස් වෙනවා, ඒකට තමයි මොඩ්ලින්ග් කියන්නේ

9. කෙල්ලෝ පූසන්ට ආදරෙයි, කොල්ලොත් ඉතින් කෙල්ලෝ ඉන්න තැන්වල කියනවා එයාලත් පූසන්ට ආදරෙයි කියලා, ඒ වුණාට කෙල්ලෝ නැති වෙලාවට කොල්ලෝ පූසන්ට ගහන්නේ පයින් 

10. කෙල්ලෝ ෆෝන් එකෙන් කතාකරන්න මාර ආසයි, ඇත්තටම ඒක එයාලගෙ සහජ හැකියාවක්. යාළුවෙක්ගෙ ගෙදර සති දෙකක් නැවතිලා ඉඳලා ගෙදර ආවගමන් වුනත් ඒ යාලුවා එක්ක ෆෝන් එකෙන් පැය තුනක් කතාකරන්න දේවල් කෙල්ලෙක්ට තියෙනවා

11. කෙල්ලෙක්ට කඩේ යන්න, ගස් වලට වතුර දාන්න, ගේ අතුගාන්න, ෆෝන් එකට ආන්සර් කරන්න, පොතක් කියවන්න, ඊ මේල් බලන්න කලින් ඒ ඒ වැඩේ සඳහා සුදුසු ඇඳුමක් ඇඳගන්න ඕනා. කොල්ලන්ට නම් ඔය ඕන එකක් කරන්න ඇඳුමක් විතරයි ඕනා

12. කෙටි පාරක ගිහින් අතරමං වෙයි කියන බයට කෙල්ලෙක් හැතැම්ම ගාණක රවුමක් ගහන්න වුනත් සූදානම්

13. කෙල්ලෙක්ට මැප් එකක් කියවන්න බැහැ මැප් එක තමන් මුහුණලා ඉන්න පැත්තට හරවගන්නේ නැතුව

14. කෙල්ලෝ හැමතිස්සෙම හිතන්නේ තමුන් හරිම මහතයි කියලා, කෙට්ටුම කෙල්ලෙක් වුනත් පුලුවන්නම් බර අඩුකරගන්න වේට්ස් කරාවි

15. කෙල්ලෝ කොල්ලෝ එක්ක සමතැන ගන්න කතා කරනවා, ඒවුණට පුදුම වැඩේ කියන්නේ අල්මාරියෙන් බාගයක් කොල්ලට දෙන්න, පාරට කුණුගෙනිහින් දාන්න, බස් එකෙ ෆූට්බෝඩ් එකෙ යන්න වගේ අවස්ථාවලදි විතරක් එයාලට සමතැන එපාලුනේ.

16. ගමනක් යන්න ලැහැස්ති වෙනකොට කෙල්ලො ලෑස්තිවෙන්න පැය ගාණක් ගන්නවා, කොහොම හරි අන්තිමට ලෑස්තිවෙලා අදාල තැනට ගියාට පස්සෙ කරන්නේ අනික් කෙල්ලන්ගෙ ඇදයක් හොයන්න පරීක්ෂාවෙන් බලන් ඉන්න එක.

17. කෙල්ලෝ කොච්චර වෙන කොල්ලෝ දිහා හොරෙන් බැලුවත් කොල්ලට මීටර් වෙන්නෙ නෑ, ඒ වුනාට බොහොම කලාතුරකින් හරි කොල්ලා වෙන කෙල්ලෙක් දිහා බැලුවොත් අනිවා කෙල්ලට අහුවෙනවාමයි.

18. කෙල්ලෙක්ට තැනකට ගියාම වෙන්න පුලුවන් චාටර්ම වැඩේ තමුන් ඇඳන් ඉන්න ඇඳුමම තව කෙල්ලෙක් ඇඳන් ඉන්න එකයි, කොල්ලන්ට ඕකේ ගාණක් නෑ, ඔයාල කවදාවත් අහලා නෑනේ කොල්ලෙක් කියනවා, "අයියෝ අන්න අරූ මගෙ ජාතියෙම ඩෙනිමක් ඇඳලා, මට නම් බෑ තවත් මෙතන ඉන්න කියල කියනවා "

Sent by Heshala Pathirana

Life & a Wife


 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


David Bissonette

 
 


 
 

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.


Sacha Guitry

 
 


 
 

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

 
 


 
 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.


RICARDO

 
 


 
 

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"


Dumas

   
 


 
 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud


 

   
 


 
 

'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'


Anonymous


 

   
 


 
 

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.   It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison


 

   
 


 
 

'I've had bad luck with both my wives..
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'


James Holt McGavra


 

   
 


 
 

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.


Patrick Murra


 

   
 


 
 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....


Nash


 

   
 


 
 

You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous


 

   
 


 
 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met.


Henny Youngman


 

   
 


 
 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield


 

   
 


 
 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous


 

   
 


 
 

First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'


Anonymous



 

   
 

SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH..........AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!
 
Sent by Heshan Dharmasena

Love Vs Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street. 

Marriage is holding arguments in the street. 

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. 

Marriage is a take home packet. 

Love is cuddling on a sofa. 

Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. 

Love is talking about having children. 

Marriage is talking about getting away from children. 

Love is going to bed early. 

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.

Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac. 

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure. 

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank. 

Tv has no place in love. 

Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws. 

Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

To realize the value

To realize the value of....... You must read this mail..........
  
To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn’t have one.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of
 
A weekly newspaper.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.
 
 
 
 
 
To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident…
 
 
 
 
 
To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won
 
A silver medal in the Olympics
 
 
 
 
 
Time waits for no one.
 
 
 
 
Treasure every moment you have.
 
You will treasure it even more when
 
you can share it with someone special.
 
 
 
To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.
 
 
 
 
 
The origin of this letter is unknown,
But it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on.
 
Sent By Shakya Senarathna

Something to laugh....

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.


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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur girl friend's Mind 4 u?

?
?
?
?
?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
"I Luv u too"
.
.
GAME OVER.!


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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your
WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?

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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?


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Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding.....
B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u
study ?
.

.
.
100% Attendance... :-P


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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend “U r my Best Friend”
But
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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Sent By Gimeshika De Silva

Life


Move On

A wise man once sat in the audience & cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again & again, When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said

"When u can't laugh on the same joke again & again, then why do u keep crying over the same thing over and over again"

'Forget the past & move on' …!!!!

A Wise Father's, Letter to His Son

Beautiful letter written by a father to his son

Following is a letter to his son from a renowned Hong Kong TV broadcaster/
Child Psychologist. The words are actually applicable to all of us, young or
old, children or parents.! This applies to daughters too. All parents can
use this in their teachings to their children.

Dear son ,

I am writing this to you because of 3 reasons

1. Life, fortune and mishaps are unpredictable; nobody knows how long he
lives. Some words are better said early.

2. I am your father, and if I don't tell you these, no one else will.
3. What is written is my own personal bitter experiences that perhaps could
save you a lot of unnecessary heartaches.

Remember the following as you go through life

1. Do not bear grudge towards those who are not good to you. No one has the
responsibility of treating you well, except your mother and I. To those who
are good to you, you have to treasure it and be thankful, and ALSO you have
to be cautious, because, everyone has a motive for every move. When a person
is good to you, it does not mean he really likes you. You have to be
careful, don't hastily regard him as a real friend.

2. No one is indispensable, nothing in the world that you must possess.
Once you understand this idea, it would be easier for you to go through life
when people around you don't want you anymore, or when you lose what/who you
love most.

3.Life is short. When you waste your life today, tomorrow you would find
that life is leaving you. The earlier you treasure your life, the better you
enjoy life.

4.Love is but a transient feeling, and this feeling would fade with time
and with one's mood. If your so called loved one leaves you, be patient,
time will wash away your aches and sadness. Don't over exaggerate the beauty
and sweetness of love, and don't over exaggerate the sadness of falling out
of love.

5.A lot of successful people did not receive a good education, that does
not mean that you can be successful by not studying hard! Whatever knowledge
you gain is your weapon in life. One can go from rags to riches, but one has
to start from some rags!

6.I do not expect you to financially support me when I am old, neither
would I financially support your whole life. My responsibility as a
supporter ends when you are grown up. After that, you decide whether you
want to travel in a public transport or in your limousine, whether rich or
poor.

7.You honour your words, but don't expect others to be so. You can be good
to people, but don't expect people to be good to you. If you don't
understand this, you would end up with unnecessary troubles.

8. I have bought lotteries for umpteen years, but I never strike any prize.
That shows if you want to be rich, you have to work hard! There is no free
lunch!

9. No matter how much time I have with you, let's treasure the time we have
together. We do not know if we would meet again in our next life.
 
Regards,

Your Dad

Nice lesson for life

Loveology

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Laugh a bit.....

In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name,
Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier's Spoken English"

.. Njoy .............with his........... .....English. ......... .......

Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"


# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here).

 
 

# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?

 
 

# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and under-stand the tree...
Three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ......(?)

 
 

# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus.

 
 

# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at  school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

 
 

# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
 "Both of u three get out of the class."
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal. especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....

 
 

Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).


 
 

At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no ....
U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

 
 

At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "



VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don ' t forget your English!
 

Sent by :


                                                                                      
Heshan Dharmasena
SLIIT (UG)
BSc.IT [Computer Systems & Networking]

Never Lie to a Woman

Never Lie to a Woman
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A man called home to his wife and said,
Honey,
I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box,
we're Leaving From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"


You'll love the answer...


The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box ..."
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Never Lie To A Woman...!!!




Send this to all the smart Women
And Men who can handle the truth.

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Pictures in Motion



 Unlimited Coke


  Moving Train 

 
 Can you smell the Hot & Tasty sandwiches??


 The busy mouse never stops!!


  Feel the fresh air!

 
 Slide to Unlock the iPhone


  Beautiful Cat moving ears

 
Inside the Train


Stupid Questions with Smart Answers

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL: No thanks, it isn't heavy.



GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...



GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what's your phone number??



GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.



GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don't you ever want to improve??



BOY: I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL: Oh yeah?How soon??



BOY: I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there??



SHARON: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.



WOMAN: You remind me of the sea.
MAN: Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
WOMAN: NO, because you make me sick.



WIFE: You tell a man something; it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.



MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.



Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".



Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil: "The moon".
Teacher: "Why?"
Pupil: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".



Teacher: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil: "A teacher".



Waiter: "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer: "What other colors do you have?"



Asked how old his dad is, a boy replied: My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.


Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot!"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".



Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".



Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?"
Student: "Brotherly love".



Teacher: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam: "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".


Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".



Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."



Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
One Student: "Because George still had the axe in is hand."




--
Heshan Dharmasena
SLIIT (UG)
BSc.IT [Computer Systems & Networking]

ඉස්සර කාලෙ වෙලද දැන්වීම්