In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name,
Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier's Spoken English"
.. Njoy .............with his........... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here).
Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama university and other self financing colleges, always speaks in English. The college students have collected & published a book by the name "Jappier's Spoken English"
.. Njoy .............with his........... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier ' s Spoken English"
# At the ground:
All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes here....{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and under-stand the tree...
Three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO ......(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside the campus and put it out side the campus.
# Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
"Both of u three get out of the class."
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal. especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no ....
U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don ' t forget your English!
Sent by :
Heshan Dharmasena
SLIIT (UG)
BSc.IT [Computer Systems & Networking]
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