Best E-mails I Ever Had

  ~*~Types Of Girls~*~


HARD  DISK GIRLS: 
she remembers everything,  FOREVER


RAM  GIRLS: 
she forgets about you, the  moment you turn her off 


WINDOW  GIRLS: 
everyone knows that she can't do  a thing right, but no one can live 
without  her.


SCREENSAVER GIRLS: 
She is good for nothing but at  least she is fun 


INTERNET  GIRLS:
Difficult to access  


SERVER GIRLS: 
Always busy when you need her.  


MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: 
She makes horrible things look  beautiful 


CD-ROM  GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.  


EMAIL  GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight  are nonsense . 


VIRUS  GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you  are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you  try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try to uninstall her you  will lose everything...