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 INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!   

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 A  woman writes to the   IT Technical support Guy 
 
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0  to  Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition,  Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as  
Romance 9.5  and  Personal Attention 6.5,  and then installed undesirable programs such as   NEWS 5.0,     MONEY 3.0    and CRICKET 4.1 . 

Conversation 8.0  no longer runs, and  Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried running  Nagging 5.3  to fix these problems, but to no avail.  
What can I do?

Signed,   

Reply   

DEAR Madam,  

First, keep in mind,  Boyfriend 5.0  is an Entertainment Package, while  Husband 1.0  is an operating system.  

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to download  Tears 6.2  and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0  update.  
If that application works as designed,  Husband1..0 should then automatically run the applications  Jewellery 2..0  and Flowers 3.5..  

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0  to default to Silence 2.5  or  Beer 6.1 .  
Please note that  Beer 6.1  is a very bad program that will download the  Snoring Loudly Beta.  

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0  program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary,  Husband 1.0  is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:     Cooking 3.0 and      Good Looks 7.7.  

Good Luck Madam!