Best E-mails I Ever Had

* Girls and Windows 

o Both have a great UI.
o Both consume large resources and do less work.
o Both crash unexpectedly.
o Both are not easily portable on different architectures (environment).
o Both can't work on low resource architectures (environment).
o Both are costly to maintain.
o Both give mostly unexpected outputs.
o Both's working often contradicts with their documentation.
o Both are easily prone to viruses (rumors and doubts) (and they (viruses) do spread very fast in windows based networks).
o In spite of all above disadvantages, both are liked. 


* Boys and Linux 
+ Both have an average UI.
+ Both are robust.
+ Both are highly secure.
+ Both can be easily modified to support new concepts/features.
+ Both are efficient.
+ Both are easily portable to any architecture (environment) no matter how low are resources.
+ You can easily guess the output for your input (in Linux just open its code, for boys they are mostly transparent by nature : ).
+ Both provide large support for development (work environment).
+ Both are poorly documented. 


Watcha say ppl.... agree or not??